Twitter is in panic mode.

The stock market is crashing, our water is about to be polluted, and none of us can escape the J.D. Vance face edits. Aside from politics, the rest of the world isn’t doing well either. People are calling out the women of Family Guy for dating Brian, uncles everywhere are fearing for their lives, and a cat has been captured by the Chinese government.

The only good news is that Luigi apparently has some X-rated tapes out there. Christmas is right around the corner for his fan club.